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sharetheluvv — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 23:12:08 CDT

Update: I stayed up for the midnight opening a couple nights ago 4 twilight! i just finished it and my cousin has complained about every single aspect of it! jeess... hope she doesn't see me typing her...... nvm. i'm dead. that's beside the point, the book was great (though i won't give in to izzy's rants, but renesme isn't that great of a name. it's ok......)! BUY IT!

Home Page Dedication to....
THE NEW TWILIGHT BOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!

OMG!!! Can i express how exited i am! I absolutely loved the first book, hated parts of New Moon, 3rd one was AWSOME!!!!! I am glad that it stops at 4 though, but they better not make it a cliff hanger or any of that crap at the end! I am really scared to see the movie... i don't want it to mess up the way i think of the people..... awww...... I <3 u edward................................. but not jacob... he's sorta annoying but cute....

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Sushi is happy. Sushi is sad. Sushi get's mad at my dad. Hehehehe.... i am easily amused... :). I see pretty people and animal shapes in the airplane carpet! Everyone says i am wierd, but yo no comprendo qual es que dice. Yep, that pretty much sums it up. And in the form of a formal speech, i end my adress of the state with my favorite quotion:

"Some family trees bear an enormous crop of nuts."
Wayne H.

BATMAN, WALE, AND SO MUCH MORE!

!ATTENTION!

Help evil bunny take over the world. copy paste him into every empty search bar and internet form you can type in. thank you and a nice day. you don't have many left.

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leave britney alone!!!! ahh.... chris crocker, you make me laugh every time :)

Blog-o-rino Dillo Neighboro

sharetheluvv — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 23:06:32 CDT

Monday, August 3rd, 2008
Is it wierd for a guy to shave his legs?
Thursday, July 31th, 2008

Wow... i have been helping my buddies move in to a new house and such so they called the Dish ppl to get their conection back set up and they sent over this total creeper! He seriously actted insane.... not in the first few hours he was there, but after that he was tracking mud all over, broke the tv, scatched up the walls, left a mess on all the carpeting from drillin holes for the cables, and her mom said she could move all these boxes for him to work and he was all like, no no it's okay and when she came back downstairs, he was kickin them out of the way. he also knocked all of this crap of my buddies bookshelf, and threw all these books behin him (and tore her scrapbook **gasp**!). he told her mom about all these canker sores he had in his mouth, and my mom thought he had siffilus (had to look it up....). Serious "ewwwww".

Thursday, June 30th, 2008

omg.... i am totally creeped out for no apparant reason.....

Thursday, June 19th, 2008
AND IF SOMEONE TELLS YOU THEY HAVE A CUTE PUPPY OUT IN THE PARKING LOT, DON'T GO OUT AND PET IT NO MATTER HOW CUTE THEY TELL YOU IT IS :) !

Wendseday, June 18th, 2008

Gr. Bummed. Couldn't figure out how to spell wendsday. air conditioning people are banging around missprounouncing my last name very irritably. No book in mail. We are last in the route and it comes around in.... 7 hours. stupid squirel is looking at my funny. **sigh**. i hate life. on the brighter side, my brother leaves in 6 days for some stupid nerd camp. oh i'm sorry, a special "politically interested above average adolectent future congress recreation educational gathering". ****cough**cough***nerd camp****cough***cough***.

Tuesday, June 17th, 2008

TWILIGHT! OMFG! I AM HEAD OVER HEALS OBSESSED!!!!! i ordered the second and third book on amazon.com and oholeyley moley i heart them! i read like 600 pages tday. and the third book still hasen't come yet. :( ........................ need............................ more.................................. addiction!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Monday, June 16th, 2008

i slept over at a besties house last night, and we watched JAWS! i had no clue that was just PG, it really doesn't seem like it would be?! Oh well, so we also watched Scary Movie uno and that was halarious! there were some "odd" scenes, but there is this one part where this stupid chick is running from the scream guy and she comes to a table that has gun, banana, some spikey lookin thing, and a huge knife..... grab the banana and run away of course!!!!

Sunday, June 15th, 2008

I feel so dizzy and sun fried right now... I got invited last minute to Six Flags (me=loved) and it was ahmazing dude! Finally, I got the courage to go on Mr. Freeze from which i have been peeded in my pants frightened of since i was..... like...... 4. AND there was no lines since we went when everyone was eaten lunch, so they let us just stay on the ride and go again! ah................. happy....................... OMG! and we went to Hurricane Harbor first thing as the park opened and for such a crowded weekend, we went on everything with practically only a 5 minute wait! :) :) :) :) :) . In case you haven't heard of the awsomest Mr. Freeze... it's actually really short, so you go through these two loppy arch things, then straight up..... and it hold you there for a couple seconds and you can't feel your free falling till it goes backwards all the way through the loppys (AKA. TOTALLY AWSOME!)

Saturday, June 14th 2008

OMG! i just finished watching all of gossip girl season 1 and ugly betty season 2 and i have no more goodness to keep me up till midnight on my laptop.... there has to be some other good shows. post something please! i don't really like all the ER type stuff...... more like comedy/drama. i would love you for ever and ever if you helped my National Procrastination Fund for the Betterment of Important Time.

Saturday, June 14th 2008

Wazzzzzzz auppppppppppppppppppp? oh hay! HAPPY SUMMER YOU PEOPLE!!!! i am sooo happy, i am like high on HYPER! SO HYPER! my finals were a killer dude, but it's like the summer o'happy now! woot woot!

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but then, i look down at my binder and see.... ****scarry music*******
dun dun dun.... MATH PACKET AND SUMMER READING LIST! :O

Me Hate Bush Much

sharetheluvv — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 18:31:39 CDT

"Throughout our history, the words of the Declaration have inspired immigrants from around the world to set sail to our shores. These immigrants have helped transform 13 small colonies into a great and growing nation of more than 300 people." --George W. Bush, Charlottesville, Va., July 4, 2008

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sharetheluvv — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 18:27:48 CDT

If there is one thing that describes my summer lifestyle best, the perfect phrase as spoken by unnamed, "dude, YOU HAVE WAYYYYYYYYYYYY TO MUCH TIME ON YOUR HANDS!" oh shut up!

new: hate bush page!

Best of the Everything

sharetheluvv — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 18:32:43 CDT

I have a mission in my live: to critize and to uphold; to share knowlege and to share my infectious stupidity; to type and to delete this stupid opening.....

Video: this is sooo sad but so cute!

List of the Month Club

sharetheluvv — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 18:25:03 CDT

my views... don't try to change them... or you will go DOWN! MUH AHHA AHA AHA AHA! i'm just stubborn that way.

--Best to Worst Summer Movies--

Batman: The Dark Knight (very darkish, but awsome!)
WALE. u know it's super cute!
Indiana Jones! woot woot!
Hellboy 2. ok
Mama Mia!
The Hulk. ehhh.
Journey to the Center of the Earth was just as creative as the name sounds
Hancock >:(
Bamboo from China... it was not worth going to that odd movies place.
The Strangers................................. wtf?

---Top 10 People I Want To Slap Right Now---

Will Ferrel. Semi-Pro? WTF! The preview was great but the movie sucked!
name disclosed but she is in biggggg trouble w// me
the screenwriter and producer of Goerge of the Jungle 2.>:( You childhood classic murderers.
The squirel that lives in our roof right above my bed. WHAT WERE YOU DOING AT 2:00 AM!
Dude in charge at BestBuyBooks. I ordered something off of amazon.com and it still isn't here 2 weeks l8tr.
Educational film makers.... who likes them anyway?
guy who decieded to ruin our fun by taking all the simpsons episodes off of youtube. you suck :P
you
you
just kidding

--- My Fav 10 Songs This Week (Changes ALOT!)---

Hung Up: Madonna
Beep: Pussycat Dolls
Seven Nation Army: White Stripe (i think...)
That's Not My Name: Ting Tings
anything from Jimmy Eat World
DANCE: Justice
Steady as She Goes: The Raconteurs
So Hot: Wonder Girls
Hurt: Christina Aguilara (can never spell her right!)
Sweet Dreams are Made of This: Eurythmics

HAHAHA

sharetheluvv — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 12:21:51 CDT

Nothing is better than a good hahaha..... except i can never remeber any of these jokes when i wanna tell someone and it ends up not funny.... :(

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in thedriveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a boxgift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.

A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane developed engine trouble.
In spite of the best efforts of the pilot, the plane started to go down. Finally, the pilot grabbed a parachute, yelled to the passengers that they had better jump, and bailed out.
Unfortunately, there were only three parachutes remaining.
The doctor grabbed one and said "I'm a doctor, I save lives, so I must live," and jumped out.
The lawyer then said, "I'm a lawyer and lawyers are the smartest people in the world. I deserve to live."
He also grabbed a parachute and jumped.
The priest looked at the little boy and said, "My son, I've lived a long and full life. You are young and have your whole life ahead of you. Take the last parachute and live in peace."
The little boy handed the parachute back to the priest and said, "Not to worry, Father. The 'smartest man in the world' just took off with my back pack."

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......

* she called me to get my phone number.

* she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."

* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

*she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

*she tried to drown a fish.

*she thought a quarterback was a refund.

*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

*she tripped over a cordless phone.

*she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

*she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

*she studied for a blood test.

*she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

*when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

*when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.

*when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home

One night a robber broke into a home and heard a voice say, "Jesus is watching you!" while he rumagged through the desk.

He replied, "Who said that?!"

Once again he heard the same thing, "Jesus is watching you!"

The robber looked around the room only to see a parrot. He asked the parrot what its name was. The parrot replied, "Cornelius."

The robber said, "What kind of a name is that?! Who names a parrot that?!"

The parrot said, "The same person who named that rottweiler behind you Jesus!"

Don't Mess With Children

sharetheluvv — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 11:33:39 CDT

this was probably the funniest chain mail i have recieved:

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood.

Trying to make the matter clearer,she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.." "Yes," the class said.

"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?" A little fellow shouted,

"Cause your feet ain't empty."

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A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it
was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".

The teacher asked, " What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

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The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch.

At the head of the table was a large pile of apples.
The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:"Take only ONE. God is watching."

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large
pile of chocolate chip cookies.

A child had written a note, "Take all you want.God is watching the apples.

Horror Movie Survival Guide

sharetheluvv — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 10:34:23 CDT

Horror Movie Survial Guide!!

the stupid viticms book to having a slim chance of living 5 more minutes if he wasn't so stupid

If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language which they do not know, or if they speak using a voice other than their own, shoot them at once. It will save you a lot of grief in the long run. Note: it's unlikely they'll die easy, so be prepared.

When you land on a distant planet and find some objects that look like eggs, leave them alone.

If you ever find yourself in a area with a lot of flesh eating zombies, and there are crazy, living people wanting to make a lot of noise, don't disturb them. Better them than you. But if the zombies come after you shoot or hit them in the head, or set them on fire. If all else fails, run like hell away from them

If you have defeated the monster, pay close attention to the camera, if it pans away for no apparent reason at all, get the heck out of there.

Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even as a joke.

Skeptics are always proved wrong in some horrible, nasty, painful way. Be a believer.

If you're running from the monster, expect to trip or f all down at least twice, more if you are female. Also note that, although you are running and the monster is merely shambling along, it's still moving fast enough to catch up with you.

Stay away from certain geographical locations, some of which are listed here: Amityville, Elm Street, Transylvania, Nilbog (God help you if you recognize this one), the Bermuda Triangle, or any small town in Maine or Massachusetts.

If you are a child, don't panic! Monsters only attack overly horny teenagers. Children can NOT be killed in a movie, only possessed or absorbed. So cheer up!

Listen closely to the soundtrack; and pay attention to the audience, since they are usually far more intelligent than you could ever hope to be.
If a meteor strikes nearby, move out of town.

When you happen to be one of the fortunate ones and actually make it through the film alive, never NEVER sign on to do a sequel. If you do, expect to depart this world in the first five minutes.

When something bad is chasing you, bear in mind that when you try to start your car, no matter how reliable the vehicle is normally, you'll have to crank the engine over many times before it will fire up.

If you are using a gun to combat the all-comsuming evil, it is a good idea to quickly find a new means of defense, because no matter how much ammo you have, you'll run out just before you kill the monster.

If you manage to lose a few body parts along the way, don't despair. Take this opportunity to replace them with weapons, such as chainsaws, harpoons, etc.